"So promise me you'll never forget...that you aren't an accident or an incident...you are a gift to the world, a divine work of art, signed by God. You were deliberately planned, specifically gifted, and lovingly positioned on this earth...Flooded by emotion, overcome by pride, the Starmaker turns to us, one by one, and says, 'You are my child. I love you dearly.'" Max Lucado, God Thinks You're Wonderful

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Potty talk

My guys! The boys have so much fun with their daddy.

Cooper and Keely at the Omniplex yesterday.

This is a great picture! Owen loves the tree swing under the tree house!

Priceless! I love this one of Blake and Cooper cuddling on the ground!

So I started out this blog because our kids had started to say some really funny things and I wanted to be able to remember them and share a little laugh with our family and friends. So, here are some more recent funny things.

Owen again followed me into the restroom. He looked at me and said, "Mom, don't worry. Next week, when you get big, you'll grow a penis." I about died. He felt so sorry for me that I wasn't cool like him and the rest in our house that have one! This happened later in the day when he had already said, "Hey mom, do you want to see my penis, it is really awesome."

The other night when we were getting ready for naps the boys were playing basketball in the playroom. I told them we needed to head to our room and pick out some books. Cooper replied, "Two minutes, two minutes!" He got this from me. When we are about to head out I try to give them some prep time. I guess it works.

We were watching, "The Little Mermaid" yesterday (Yes, I realize it's a little girly, but I have figured out why Owen likes it.). Owen looked at me and said, "Mom, does she got boobies?"

Now, here is one that I am sure I am going to have to deal with for quite some time. Our boys are very fascinated with bodily functions. They are boys, they love poop, toots and any sort of potty talk. You might want to turn up your volume and listen close.

So this is our sweet Cooper tooting and then chuckling. When I ask him what that was, he replies, "A stinky tootie" and then refuses to excuse himself. I am so proud of my little gentleman!


Kara said...

Love the penis comment...I too am outnumbered here, and it is going to get worse when our baby arrrives. I get lots of confused glances at times when going to the bathroom, or whatever! Also all the boys love to toot or burp and laugh about it. I am trying to teach manners, but sometimes boys will be boys! The joys of being a girl in a boys' house!


Becki Francy said...

That was so funny...and actually I think it was a "tinty tootie"....crack up...he is getting so big!

Anonymous said...

NOW THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!! I love it all. Thanks for sharing. We could all use a good laugh now and then.

We need to hit the Omniplex together. We finally got a pass to that and the zoo!! LET'S GO!!

Stephanie Love said...

Oh, TOO funny!! I am afraid that we are having to undo some of the consequences of our (mine and Sean's) behavior in first rolling in the hilarity of the moment, then correcting their...ummm...action!


Terra said...

I love it! Bodily functions and boys...I think they are just born to think they are funny! I tag you...see my blog!

Julie said...

Priceless just priceless. Breck's Mom said that "boys always think their bottoms are sooooo funny" It is true, just the other day Jared said "get out the crackers cause I just cut the cheese" and right before that he said "you smell roses" Oh brother is all I can say. I also have Larry that is in a constant state of passing gas. (that's our greyhound) You will be so pleased you have their stuff written down to cherish.
Love you girl,